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10/18/2017 12:59:43 PM
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My friend thinks shoe size is related to d*ck size, what should I do to him?
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Big shoes big penis Big car small penis No wonder people are afraid of clowns
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3 RepliesFun fact: Your foot is the same size as your forearm.
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2 RepliesWhere did this myth even come from?
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1 ReplyJerk him off with a shoe
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Show him your dick to prove that you can still be small with massive feet.
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Go in dry and then piss on him to assert dominance.
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1 ReplyEdited by Lebkazoo: 10/18/2017 7:35:41 PMShow him your size 8 shoes and then whip out your 12 inch dong. [spoiler]plz no ban this is a very viable solution[/spoiler]
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Show him your size 11s and your micro penis
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1 ReplyStick your dick in his mouth then your foot and see if he still thinks the same
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Be weird and make an offtopic post about it
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Lock your friend and a clown in room. Then say have fun.
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Tell him not to worry he’ll grow out of his size 4
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3 RepliesIf that’s true then my dick would be giant.
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You better beat more than just his ass.
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Why are yall having this conversation? Only a woman can truly judge with your working with. O
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Buy him shoes that are identical to his current ones but four sizes smaller. Then when he goes to put them on say “huh I guess you’ve got a pretty tiny penis”
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Read it as kiss his ass at first.
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2 RepliesIts not about shoe size.... Heres the thing, people with big feet... Wear big socks... Ill let your imagination do the rest
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[quote]Kick his ass.[/quote]
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1 ReplyGet a smarter friend.
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1 ReplyAsk him for his scientific data.
