Well that's an irrational fear, your legs won't make you jump if you don't want them too. Giant spiders, now there is a fear that makes sense. Don't even have to be as big as me, the size of a hamster would be enough to set me off. -blam!- you tarantulas! and any and all jumping spiders, jumping is the first step towards these little bastards growing wings, they're just testing their weight and how much it takes to get them of the ground, they already go all Charlotte's web and send their young flying off, just a matter of time before flying spiders start terrorizing us all. We need to work with the lizards, weaponize them.