A drunk Deej (sword and awkward pose optional) hucking squeezy engrams at passers-by, while everyone secretly plots to Shoop pic of it into something deplorable later. Hammerick and Smith pounding whiskey slammers, looking at people about to get sick, saying, "Maybe you should try beers instead." The open bar being called the Loot Cave, and Bungie shuts it down just when everyone finds it and is having a good time. All hard liquor is 40%, but it tastes half as good and gets you drunk 50% slower, because the balance team saw that it was being overused. Everyone drinking the same three drinks; as soon as Hammerick see's it, he orders water poured in a critical mixer for all three, so the group has to move on to the next best 3. At some point, it would be down to gin and tonic, and someone would want gin forbidden; not that it's that good, but it's better than all of what's left. And special glasses; they start with a shot of top-shelf liquor in them. If you set it down, it drains out, and you can't get another until you stare at the bartender unsettlingly for 60 seconds, and only then just a little bit.