Sent literally every sticker to my girlfriend as "good morning" texts
She.... uh..... was not impressed
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Win her back with your great puns
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I've tried but she says I have dragon's breath
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Oh dear, well at least she told the truth
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Hahaha it's rough out here for a high road soldier
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Let her go man. You are better than that you don't need no Destiny hatin' floozie anyway.
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I'm with you on this. I'll find me a gamer chick. They're always 10s
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Haha that's awesome!!
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She is not speaking to me currently hahahahaha
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That's your own damn fault XD
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Only way to fix that...MORE STICKERS!!!
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I didn't even know those stickers existed and now I found out my banking app has them too and they're all puns on the name of the app. This is the best day ever hahaha
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Sigh....Lion, you don't do that. YOU DONT -blam!-ING DO THAT!! Chances are you'll get kicked in the nuts now!
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It's worth it! That's hilarious.
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When it happens to someone else yeah
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Ahhh she'll come around eventually I hope
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Women don't! When they get pissed, they get pissed for days, maybe even weeks! Guys like us throw a few words around, maybe a few punches, then we're good and we eat ice cream like it never happened.
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Least you tried
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I mean if she doesn't appreciate them I can always pal around with my female titan hahahaha