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4/25/2017 3:30:42 AM
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How To Get Laid In Three Easy Steps
1. Lay on bed
2. Wait 2 hours
3. Lay becomes past tense
English
#Offtopic
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How to get laid in one step 1. Be attractive
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I read the title, then your name. Got worried for a minute
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1 ReplyInstructions unclear. Got my dick stuck in a toaster.
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3 Replies*Walks out disappointed and grabs a bottle of wild turkey*
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2 Replies1. Be attractive 2. Don't be unattractive. 3. Repeat steps 1 and 2
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1. Look at your arms 2. Check for hands 3. Internet
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I need help, I lost my bed.
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8 RepliesObjective incomplete. Dick stuck in ass.
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3 RepliesUsername relevant
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You win Internet for today
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Edited by Schwarzwald: 4/27/2017 1:33:04 AM( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°) I don't hurt nobody why do people keep kicking me out of social events. We all have different ways of overcoming lost why can't they see that and leave me be.
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2 RepliesWhat's a bed
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3 RepliesEdited by LegendLogan10: 4/26/2017 1:26:41 AMWait a minute [spoiler][b]YOU STOLE MY MOTTO[/b][/spoiler]
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2 RepliesRag. Chloroform. Any place.
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1 ReplyInstructions unclear, dick stuck under leg of bed
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1. Acquire chloroform 2. Find attractive lady 3. Save her from danger using chloroform then woo her with your charm
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1. Withdraw $500 from ATM 2. Drive to 5th Avenue 3. Get laid
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[quote]toaster/envelope[/quote]
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6 RepliesAre you gay?
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2 RepliesCrawl up a chickens ass and wait
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2 RepliesInstructions unclear: Got a girlfriend
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HAHAHAHA SUCH A FUNNY
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Your way has two too many steps. Here is the one step method. 1. GET $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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Edited by Barbatos: 4/26/2017 4:13:35 PM1.Get money 2.Go to street corner 3. Rent prostitute
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2 RepliesI was expecting a pussy getting guide ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° I will leave dissapointed
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Step 1. Become wooden plank Step 2. Get put on floor
