It's not his fault his constant stream of Invective has broken your Shinobu's Vow. Once you crest the ridge of Alpha Lupi you will understand the hollowness of his rantings
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I haven't a [i]ghost[/i] of a clue where Xur is. But perhaps when you go on your next [i]jolly holiday[/i] you'll find him near the [i]shipyard[/i] catching some [i]hard light[/i]
[spoiler]thanks to my dude Aerikx he's crushing it![/spoiler]
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"cringes to death"
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Lion, ya gotta stop man! The addiction will consume you!!!! *Inhales mysterious powder* [b][i]Like me man! It's too late for me, but you gotta be clean![/i][/b]
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I have no time to explain where xur is. He mida be over in the reef but if he's not I have no back up plans as to where he might have set up shop. you better hurry cause twilight's garrison is upon us and I can see a hawk moon rising. I suppose it shall be the fatebringer to how much longer he stays around.... [spoiler]i has the issues...[/spoiler]
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One day we mida learn the truth behind the comedian xur. For now we are in a black spindle of uncertainty as to where we may get rammed to in Destiny 2. For now guardian, look for me in the twilight of the garrison under the traveler's eye.
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Edited by xcutioner_0: 4/8/2017 8:01:03 AM[quote]I had a strange vision of confluence the other day, for we as guardians have a longbow of a way to go to correct our measure.[/quote] Did...did I do good?
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Baaaaaha
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RaRe BlUe QuAlItY sPaRrOwS
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Edited by PR4X1S: 4/7/2017 9:18:41 PMIn Destiny 2 we will finally learn the TRUTH about Xur, this will be learned by us the guardians. But only with PATIENCE & TIME will we learn his secrets and the secrets of the nine, and In doing so will have THE LAST WORD in this war, and thus kill those that have been a THORN in the side of humanity.
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Edited by Zero the Remnant: 4/7/2017 2:03:36 PMIt has been a [i]longbow[/i] overdue for someone to [i]synthesis[/i] a cease & desist for your [i]glass half full[/i] puns. But it's high time the [i]Truth[/i] was [i]Ram[/i]med into you. I hearby issue you a [i]Storm's Reproach[/i].
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[quote]It's not his fault his constant stream of Invective has broken your Shinobu's Vow. Once you crest the ridge of Alpha Lupi you will understand the hollowness of his rantings Edit: I haven't a [i]ghost[/i] of a clue where Xur is. But perhaps when you go on your next [i]jolly holiday[/i] you'll find him near the [i]shipyard[/i] catching some [i]hard light[/i] [spoiler]thanks to my dude Aerikx he's crushing it![/spoiler][/quote] Fucc
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I will absolutely ram myself. Into Xur.
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[quote]It's not his fault his constant stream of Invective has broken your Shinobu's Vow. Once you crest the ridge of Alpha Lupi you will understand the hollowness of his rantings Edit: I haven't a [i]ghost[/i] of a clue where Xur is. But perhaps when you go on your next [i]jolly holiday[/i] you'll find him near the [i]shipyard[/i] catching some [i]hard light[/i] [spoiler]thanks to my dude Aerikx he's crushing it![/spoiler][/quote] LOLLLLLLLL@!!!!!!!1112
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Do I need to call the police again?
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Thanks!
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Edited by Lebkazoo: 4/8/2017 1:06:38 AMI'm a pun enthusiast. These Xur puns are literal horse-crap. [spoiler]There's a certain zone you need to meet. Bad enough they become good, but not cringy bad.[/spoiler]
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Love it. Don't stop.
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BUMPITY BUMP BUMP
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I was hoping he wouldn't have trash this week.
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If you listen to his rants you can pick up a gem or two. Also not sure what will come back in D2. It all depends on how easy it is to gather weapons and armour.
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Sigh....Lion....we need to talk about your addiction now.
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Here's the thing about Xur... we need to give him [b]patience and time[/b]. He used to get so much [b]exposure[/b] from guardians back in the day. Now, all this [b]exposure[/b] has turned negative. He gets [b]bad juju[/b] every time he comes to the tower now.
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Top notch puns chap! Happen to know the location of Xür?