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3/2/2017 1:50:53 AM
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How to play Nightcrawlers
Night crawlers is a game for all ages, races, sizes and genders. Essentially night crawlers has no objective other than to have the most pleasurable experience possible. The rules of the game are simple. Find an open space big enough for people to crawl around in safely. Talking is discouraged but before a game starts a safety word should be established. This is a good idea because in a pile of people you never know what could go awry. After you have both of those things in order, the rest is pretty much up to your imagination, but here are some guidelines that the original creators have set up that they have found to work very well. The game as the creators intended starts with a heavy amount of drinking. Hard alcohol is encouraged but please do be careful; first time players have no idea of the out of body experience they are about to enjoy.
After everyone is good and drunk head to a separate room. The separate room is a good idea because it offers separation from the cores and gives players a chance to both mentally and physically recuperate after a hard crawl. This room should be filled with blankets, pillows, beanbags and any other sort of soft material that emanates the essence of dirt. It is also a very pleasurable idea to have a stereo with preset mediation music playing (the mood of the music can greatly affect the tempo of the game). Leave all alcohol in other room (you don’t want to have a Chris Dudley). Everyone should lie down in the pile of linens, make a cocoon out of blankets, and curl up in a ball. It is a good idea to spread out as much as possible gives a slower start to the game. After everyone is set, play the trance music and begin to crawl around like worms. You want to embody the spirit of a worm and move around freely without any limitations. It can be pleasurable to have a course-builder whose job it is to make sure that at all times, all players or worms are completely submerged in linens. For more advanced plays you can also have an announcer acting as the worms in voice to guide and lead them. This person can set objectives for the worms i.e, climbing to the top or bottom of the pile.
Now let’s be honest, this all sounds a little perverse. Doesn’t sound that difference from an orgy, right? Well the difference is that night crawlers should have no sexual charge; it should just be a group of people exploring space-time reality. Totally silly and non-sexual. Night crawlers should only be played by people who are extremely comfortable with their sexuality and with the group of people they are going to be playing with or else the crawl will not have its full effect. If done properly the players should have an out of body experience that offers them a deep deep pleasure and a stronger connection with the people who they play with. So have an open mind and grab a bottle of absinth, some blankets, and your buds and crawl!
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Necrobump to trending!
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What is white trash about that ?
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1 ReplyIf you want to eat some dog, I have good news. There's an annual dog festival where you can eat all the dog you want and it's located in Yulin Guangxi, China. The festival spans about ten days with 15 thousand dogs consumed. It goes from the 21st to the 30th of June. So you first take a flight to Guangzhou, China. Once you get off at that airport, you wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus. It costs 20 US dollars, and it's a four and a half hour ride. You get off at Maoming West, just remember Maoming West. Now you might have to stay there a full night, depending on the time you arrive, because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day. You also have to buy another ticket, it's about another 22 bucks. But from there it goes straight to Yulin. Soon enough you'll be eating some dog. Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin, I'm checking online now. I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel. Offering a sauna, fitness center... Wow it's not too bad at all. Nevermind, it's 50 bucks a night. But with free complementary breakfast and a free cancelation fee, so it's not a bad as I thought. When you're ready, the concierge will know exactly which festival you're talking about and he or she will give you directions. So take a cab, but don't get ripped off; If you're white they'll charge you double. I shit you not. But anyways, enjoy your flight. Enjoy the dog festival.
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1 ReplySaw nightcrawlers, thought of this.
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This guy is a nightcrawler
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Can we play "Tummy Sticks" after?
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Technically not all ages
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Can we play "Tummy Sticks" after?
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I'm down I just need you to peel an apple for me so we can get started.
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Edited by BurningViper 7-2: 3/2/2017 10:45:19 PM[quote]Night crawlers is a game for all ages, races, sizes and genders. Essentially night crawlers has no objective other than to have the most pleasurable experience possible. The rules of the game are simple. Find an open space big enough for people to crawl around in safely. Talking is discouraged but before a game starts a safety word should be established. This is a good idea because in a pile of people you never know what could go awry. After you have both of those things in order, the rest is pretty much up to your imagination, but here are some guidelines that the original creators have set up that they have found to work very well. The game as the creators intended starts with a heavy amount of drinking. Hard alcohol is encouraged but please do be careful; first time players have no idea of the out of body experience they are about to enjoy. After everyone is good and drunk head to a separate room. The separate room is a good idea because it offers separation from the cores and gives players a chance to both mentally and physically recuperate after a hard crawl. This room should be filled with blankets, pillows, beanbags and any other sort of soft material that emanates the essence of dirt. It is also a very pleasurable idea to have a stereo with preset mediation music playing (the mood of the music can greatly affect the tempo of the game). Leave all alcohol in other room (you don’t want to have a Chris Dudley). Everyone should lie down in the pile of linens, make a cocoon out of blankets, and curl up in a ball. It is a good idea to spread out as much as possible gives a slower start to the game. After everyone is set, play the trance music and begin to crawl around like worms. You want to embody the spirit of a worm and move around freely without any limitations. It can be pleasurable to have a course-builder whose job it is to make sure that at all times, all players or worms are completely submerged in linens. For more advanced plays you can also have an announcer acting as the worms in voice to guide and lead them. This person can set objectives for the worms i.e, climbing to the top or bottom of the pile. Now let’s be honest, this all sounds a little perverse. Doesn’t sound that difference from an orgy, right? Well the difference is that night crawlers should have no sexual charge; it should just be a group of people exploring space-time reality. Totally silly and non-sexual. Night crawlers should only be played by people who are extremely comfortable with their sexuality and with the group of people they are going to be playing with or else the crawl will not have its full effect. If done properly the players should have an out of body experience that offers them a deep deep pleasure and a stronger connection with the people who they play with. So have an open mind and grab a bottle of absinth, some blankets, and your buds and crawl![/quote] [spoiler]Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.[/spoiler] [spoiler][b][u]KUPO!!![/u][/b][/spoiler]
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But what are the rules?
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9 RepliesJelly beans and milksteak
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1 Reply[quote]Night crawlers is a game for all ages [/quote] [quote]Hard alcohol is encouraged[/quote] Good job, OP
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This would have been more acceptable without the word "pleasure" or "pleasurable"
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I also watch it's sunny
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1 ReplyUmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok..
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Frank and Charlie play it all the time
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Bump. This NEEDS to be seen.
