Would you like to be my girlfrien?
[spoiler] I didn't put the d because you'll get that later[/spoiler]
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#Offtopic
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I think I see myself in your pants!
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Hey girl, are you the Earth's core? because you're pretty hot and at the center of my world.
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Did you fall from heaven? [spoiler]cuz it really messed up your face you should probably get that checked[/spoiler]
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PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME [spoiler]The luckiest seven you will ever meet[/spoiler]
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Did you fall from heaven? [spoiler]cause you look like Satan[/spoiler]
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Please go out with me my desperate... I will kill myself if you don't. [spoiler]works everytime[/spoiler]
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Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?
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Edited by love god: 2/21/2017 10:35:53 AMI hope you have pet insurance , because your "cat' is about to be smashed!
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"What time does kindergarten let out baby?"
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Guy: There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Girl: no there are 26 Guy: your right I forgot u r a q t
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Are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers.
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Your like my pinky toe. Small, cute, and I'm gonna bang you on a table tonight.
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Roses are red Areolas are pink Show me yours and I'll buy you a drink
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well jimmy my jingles
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Nice legs - what time do they open?
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"hey bby wan sum fuk"
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Do you like plays? Because I'll let you shake my spear
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Are you a gorilla exhibit? Because I want to drop a baby in you.
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I'm Zeus. I guess you can say I can shock your anus.
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"Hey baby, I will be the greatest 3 seconds of your life!" "Out of towels? How about I come in there & lick you dry!" "Would you like to have a threesome with me & my right hand?" "The compass in my pants is pointing me towards you." "Free mustache rides." "I got these new Reebok's & there is only one way to blow them up....could you help me?"
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What's the best part of banging 28 year olds [spoiler]There is 20 of them[/spoiler]
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Deus vult!
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Get in the van
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Girl: I won't let you explode! Boy: oh good Girl: Unless it's inside of me! Boy: oh hell
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Are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers.
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Can I follow you home cause my mom told me to follow my dreams?