This just in: after Guardians shot up the Archon Prime in his own house, he underwent a mid-life crisis and decided to start a business dedicated to harvesting children's fears. It was rather easy, as Aksis simply reverse-engineered his salt collecting machine that he used to season his chips.
The only thing I ask in return for this breaking news is a full set of 400 light Spliced Cosmoclast gear, with or without ornaments.
HUNDREDS OF UPVOTES. STILL NO SPLICED COSMOCLAST GEAR.
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ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED! https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwikmPz3ktzRAhUJKWMKHQ0HDXkQtwIIGjAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DYaBIUwusChQ&usg=AFQjCNEb8CnK9gP9aEs3p6D5Ml2oHXHYUg&sig2=k0LNMn-zSgHJU4wqx-pxkg&bvm=bv.145063293,d.cGc