"Come on.. Don't you dare fa- son of a bitch!" In the Classroom, Professor BraveCole was having trouble. There was a poster of the solar system that he was trying to hang, but alas, it would not stay up. "How are the kiddos supposed to know the planets if assholes like you won't do what you're told!? I want you to [i]STAY. UP.[/i] Why.. won't you.. stay up!?" BraveCole half-yelled, as he talked to the inanimate piece of plastic. Each and every time he tried hanging it up on the thumbtack he pressed into the wall, it would drop. Disobediently. "Piece of shit." He grumbled. He heard the door open behind him. "Yo, Professor!" RJ said, walking in and and saluting with his pointer finger. His other two peers weren't with him. Strange. "Hey, RJ," BraveCole breathed. "How's it going, champ?" "Oh, it's [i]going."[/i] RJ snickered. "Used my invisibility to sneak into the Tower Café, and snagged me [i]three[/i] chocolate chip cookies." He said, putting up three fingers. He then sat down at his desk, kicking his feet up and putting his hands behind his head. "RJ..." BraveCole said, sternly. RJ gulped, before sighing. "I know, I know. I shouldn't be doing that.." BraveCole chuckled. "Are you crazy? You should [i]always[/i] be doing that. That Café charges 7500 glimmer for [i]one[/i] cookie. That's bullshit. I was gonna tell you to snag me a few 'round lunchtime." RJ smiled big. "Gotcha covered, Professor B!" He gave him a thumbs up. "Nice. Anyway, where are the other two? Ya pass 'em on your way here?" "Nope. Usually I'll see them on my way here but.." RJ trailed off. "Hm. So be it. Nothing wrong with being late, ya get here when ya get here." BraveCole folded his arms. "Speaking of, I need you to do me a favor." "Yeah?" RJ said. "Go into my desk in get me a nail and a hammer." BraveCole said, pointing to his desk as RJ did so. RJ searched the desk but only came up with a nail. "Uhmm.. I don't see a hammer in here.." "Really? Whatever, just bring the nail." RJ walked up to the professor and handed him the nail. "Thanks. Alright, now hold this poster riiiiiiight.. here." BraveCole said, positioning the poster where he wanted RJ to hold it. "And don't move it." RJ stood beside him and held the poster. "Wait, how are you gonna nail this into the wall without a hammer?" "Silly RJ. I'm [i]never[/i] without a hammer." BraveCole smirked, before his entire body was engulfed in Flames, the resounding pound of an anvil was heard. And in his hand, he held the mighty Hammer of Sol. "Cooooool!" RJ gasped. "But, I thought you were a Defender?" "I am. Older guardians like myself can control all three types of Light. Don't worry, I'll teach ya how eventually." RJ nodded excitedly as BraveCole spoke again. "Now, hold that poster." BraveCole positioned the nail at the very top. "Steady.. steaaady..." BraveCole practiced his hit on the nail with his Hammer, the simmering of flames could be heard. "Steaaaadyyy.... and....!" [b][i]BOOOOM!![/i][/b] As soon as the hammer impacted the nail, a massive explosion was caused, sending the Titan and Hunter flying toward the back of the room, and igniting the entire wall in flames. BraveCole and RJ both landed on their backs, both groaning in pain. "Owww.. Shit, forgot they exploded. Yeeeuuup. Totally forgot they exploded, that's the biggest bouquet of Oopsie Daisies I've picked today." BraveCole said, rubbing his head. "You okay, champ?" RJ coughed as he got up. "Nerf Hammers." BraveCole smiled. "If only you knew pal. If only you kn- OH -blam!-! THE WALL'S ON FIRE! RJ, QUICK, HELP ME PUT IT OUT BEFORE ZAVALA COMES IN HERE AND KICKS MY ASS!" RJ scrambled around in a panic, looking for something, anything. Luckily he managed to find a small fire extinguisher. "Ha! Found something!" RJ said. He took the extinguisher and aimed it at the ever growing fire. "Alright, fire. Prepare to get [i]nerfed![/i]" BraveCole looked at RJ. "Wait, no! You have it backwar-" PSSSHHHTTT!! RJ, unfortunately, managed to spray the extinguisher all over his helmet, covering up his eyesight. "Gahhh! Can't see! There's crud all over my visor!" BraveCole sighed, and figured there was another way stop this. He pulled out a Supression Grenade, and threw it at the wall where it exploded with void energy, successfully neutralizing the fire. The wall, however, was almost burned to a crisp. "Whew. That worked a lot better than expected." BraveCole said. "RJ, try to keep this whole incident on the down low. The use of Light in the Tower isn't too smiled upon." "Okay.. but how are we gonna explain the wall that looks like burnt toast?" RJ said, wiping his visor. BraveCole shrugged. "We'll say Ventis sneezed or something." A moment later, the other two Kinderguardians walked in. "Ahh, Good morning, you two." BraveCole waved. "Morning, Professor BraveCole. Greetings, RJ." Ventis said. "Sup Floofer. Where have you two been?" Ventis smiled. "I had a wonderful conversation with Mrs.Morn about Toland! She told me all about the horrible attempt to take Crota's life on the moon, about how she had to scower around in the hive tunnels for years, about her entire fireteam dying, the endless agony she feels every second. Really neat stuff." "A-And I d-don't like walking to class ah-alone so I stayed.." Dawn sighed. "And listened.. And cried.. And listened some more.. which only made me c-cry even more.." "Well, now that you're all here, I guess we can get going." BraveCole said. "Get going?" They all three said in unison. "Yep. We're going on a field trip." BraveCole clapped his hands. "To [b][i]MARS!![/i][/b] --------------------------------------------------------------------- The Four guardians walked out to the Hanger, where BraveCole brought out his ship, and was trasmatted to the cockpit. "Alright, my ship's a little small so it might be a tight fit. Bringing you in." BraveCole's voice echoed throughout the ships speakers, as his three students where trasmatted as well. "RJ, Get your cloak out of my face!" "Shut your mouth, it's a privilege to be near something as sacred as my cloak!" "I-I think I feel something touching on m-my leg!" "RJ, quit being a pervert!" "What?! Hey, that isn't me! Wait.. I think that's a spid-" "[b][i]AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!![/i][/b] "Ahhhhhhhh!!!" "Ahhhhhhhh!!" "Wait, wait, stay still! I'll stab it with my kn- Wait, Dawn, don't you dare pop a bubble back here!" "[b][i]AIIIIIIIIIEEEE!![/i][/b] "GOD DAMMIT!!" "Well, at least we know the spider is probably blinded as well." --------------------------------------------------------------------- BraveCole flew through Warpspace, listening to the constant bickering of the three guardians in the back. "-blam!-ing Kinderguardians." As he arrived at the red planet, his ship flew over multiple sand dunes, before flying and stopping low over the surface. The Three Guardians were trasmatted out and they all fell on the Martian sand. A paper note fell out along with them. "Ow.. hey, Professor! Aren't you getting out!?" RJ yelled. "Nope." BraveCole's voice rang out. "I left you guys some instructions. Be back in a day or so!" And with that, BraveCole's ship flew off, breaking orbit. The Three Guardians looked at each other as the Martian heat began to get to them. They were alone out here.