>be Obama >have shitty economy >healthcare system has increasing costs because of regulation and monopoly >offer kind words and "if u no vote u r racist" >everyone capitulates to you >if they dont, your party attacks them and you use executive order >shut down govt because you cant compromise >supreme court has to decide if its constitutional because it looks like an unfair tax >get your healthcare plan passed with assurance of same coverage and doctor >website requires hundreds of millions in repairs and still doesnt work >healthcare kicks in >aetna leaves, creates a stronger monopoly >everyone loses doctors, insurance rates climb 50%+ >coverage lowers across the board >prisons across the country use your bill to cut their costs, increasing enrollments by multiple millions >only the poorest of the poor benefit from it, everyone above ~$25k/yr suffers >break the already ailing system by increasing cost growth massively >now be Max >want to go to movies >mum says wait til I finish eating my cereal >throw her bowl at wall >"you weren't eating fast enough for me anyways, so I 'helped' you"