>be me >petting cat >rub his tummy a bit >he likes it but will nip you at times to signal you to stop >he tries to nip me >look him dead in the eye >" You wanna bite me? Huh? Well here's my hand. C'Mon do it. Bite me. I double dare you, I triple dare you, you little shit!" >cat says nothing >cat grabs my hand with his claws, digging them in >bites and holds onto my hand with his mouth >ohshit.jpg > he starts to kick me with his hind legs signalling that he wants me to pull away and scratching me >still has his claws and teeth poking into my hand so pulling away would hurt >lil bastard has me in his trap >finally pull away >nothing too bad, no skin pierced > cat looks at me with his dead, feline eyes >cat goes to sleep