Jesus loves you unless you're
•Born in a 3rd world country
•Black
•Female
•Poor
•Dying
•Mentality Ill
•Vulnerable
•Innocent but still in jail
•Some kid in the Middle East whose school gets bombed
•Not donating enough to the church
•Deciding to speak up against corruption
•A baby
•Anyone born before year 0
•Gay
•Bi
•Skeptical
•Someone who believes in dinosaurs
•Someone who commits victimless crimes that only hurt feelings
•Not liberal
And the list continues. If Jesus or god are out there and they let an insect crawl into a childs skull slowly borrowing through their eyeballs while they painfully die they are not worth my praise and not even close to being worth an hour of of my weekend.
If you think Clinton gets away with crimes look at the biggest mass murderer in the sky.
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Jesus loves everyone
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Edited by MildSquirrel: 12/21/2016 11:30:09 PM
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lol I love mild squirrel. Good job mate. https://i.imgur.com/lMdATaU.jpg
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Shit, I absolutely agree but do you think you [i]miiiiiight[/i] be going quite the distance with this comment?
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JESUS WAS PALESTINIAN AND JEWISH YOU -blam!- HEAD. Unless your talking about catholicism
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[quote]If you think Clinton gets away with crimes look at the biggest mass murderer in the sky.[/quote] He's not responsible for it, yes he has the power to stop it, but he's not a cop. And who are you to say its his job anyways? He's G. O. motherfuсking D.
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Flooding the planet. Also if I dropped a scorpion on your bed and it stings you it's not my fault, the scorpion did it.
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Agree with everything except this. Considering most liberals are with gay marriage. [quote]•Not liberal[/quote]
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Most people who aren't idiots are.
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You just triggered every single person here
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Edited by shell: 10/29/2016 1:21:53 AMNot doing anything=/=murder I'm a deist, by the way. Not a Christian.
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Global genocide ≠ murder?!? Good call, genius.
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Genocide when?
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The global flood to kill everyone. [spoiler]before you say "that was god" in christianity jesus is god.[/spoiler]
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Amen God is just
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I just said I was a deist. I don't believe in the Bible.
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Doesn't matter, this thread is about jesus.
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Blowing up a dam and flooding a town would be.
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I guess I'm a murderer for not fighting to stop ISIS then.
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[quote]Blowing up a dam and flooding a town would be.[/quote] Doing nothing isn't murder. Doing something that leads to death is murder or manslaughter. Not fighting isis isn't murder. Giving isis a bomb to blow up a dam and flood a town resulting in deaths would
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Edited by shell: 10/29/2016 2:01:46 AMAre you implying God hands out guns and bombs? No. He just doesn't stopping anyone from making or buying them. You just said doing nothing isn't murder. God doesn't do anything. There you go.
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I'm going to spell it out for you G-O-D F-L-O-O-D-S E-A-R-T-H I A-M U-S-I-N-G M-E-T-A-P-H-O-R F-O-R T-H-A-T
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He doesn't necessarily do that either, although he did create the laws for it to happen at some point. You are correct, that is a fault.
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When did that happen