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10/25/2016 3:38:25 AM
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Life hack: refrigerators
On the underside of your refrigerator there is a switch. Reach under there and feel for it. Don't mind the dust clumps and the roaches. You'll know it when you feel it, it's a hard metal tab sticking out of a slot in the plastic underside. It will be set on the righthand side (when you're facing the fridge). If you switch it to the left, nothing will happen. Your appliances will continue to run, the floor won't open into a swirling vortex that leads directly into the deepest circle of hell. You won't even hear a hitch in the hum of the refrigerator. You will get up and brush off and go about your business, you may move out of your apartment and leave the refrigerator behind, switch set to the left like it doesn't even matter.
When you die, five years later, the fingers, toes, and eyes of an unidentified person will be found in your stomach.
Have a great rest of your day.
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8 RepliesStupid idiot
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I did that, and it made my toasted eat my dick. Send halp
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1 ReplyEASY HACK FOR TROUBLESOME KIDS Cut your kids' hands off - they won't even think about touching your medicine cabinet then.
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4 RepliesIf you drop your phone in water pop it in the microwave for 10 seconds to dry it off super quick before it gets damaged.
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Better take this up with Billy the Fridge
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4 RepliesDONT LISTEN TO OP IT DOESNT WORK IT BRICKS YOUR PHONE
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Tried this six years ago ,still waiting for the reaper .ive even had to buy a new fridge(frost free).
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Don't get it
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4 RepliesEdited by SwaggyP: 10/27/2016 4:44:10 AMStupid
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1 ReplyInstructions unclear. Dick stuck in fridge door
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And here I thought it was gonna be about keeping your fridge and freezer cold with no electricity just by placing the mother-in-law's heart in it
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1 ReplySo wait does this lock the fridge so then you have to eat someone?
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Thats bullshit. I photograph all my meals like every other basic bitch on instagram.
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Nintendo making fridges now?
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Ok, that was funny.
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Turned from 0/10 to 7/10. Still didn't quite touch what exactly you're trying to message.
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Umm k
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I've come here to thank you. This works, it actually works. I just want to tell everybody how well it works. However, I need an exorcism plz someone halp
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Oh Satan, you sly dog.
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What.
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This sounds like an SCP premise.
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Step 1 complete And now we wait
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6 RepliesHmmm. A post on switches. The irony of course I'm going to effectively use a system of switches to toggle you. Lol
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6 RepliesEdited by Gustav: 10/25/2016 7:57:42 AMSo... What if you switch it back
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What if I don't have a fridge?
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3 RepliesI tried this once. It works.
