Give them to me. I need a laugh.
Heres a few:
Roses are red
The grass is greener
Im thinking of you
While touching my wiener
Roses are red
Onions make me cry
Bite the pillow bitch
Im going in dry
Edit 1: 2 more poems!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
No social media
Who the f*ck are you?
Roses are red
Green like the grass
Ill pull my pants down
And put it in your ass
English
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Roses are red, Violets are not You live in the back Of the KFC parking lot Roses are red, Violets are not I'll steal yo shoes And I'll -blam!- yo thot Made both of those up myself.