Give them to me. I need a laugh.
Heres a few:
Roses are red
The grass is greener
Im thinking of you
While touching my wiener
Roses are red
Onions make me cry
Bite the pillow bitch
Im going in dry
Edit 1: 2 more poems!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
No social media
Who the f*ck are you?
Roses are red
Green like the grass
Ill pull my pants down
And put it in your ass
English
#Offtopic
-
Roses are red Mold is a fungus The only true savior Is our Lord Hugh Mungus.
-
Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not -blam!-ing blue
-
Roses are red Violets are blue They don't think it be like it is But it do
-
Roses are red Violets are blue I like the way you smell Get in my van
-
Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerator
-
Roses are red Violets are blue You are getting head From me to you Roses are red Violets are blue I should proofread Now the Westboro babtist chruch is on the case too (refering to the poem above)
-
Roses are red Violets are blue Harambe was killed At Cincinnati Zoo
-
Roses are red Violets have stems Uh-oh it looks like I slid in your DMs.
-
Edited by OfficialWeeb: 9/28/2016 3:56:15 AMMy favorite [spoiler]yes, I did watch this hentai[/spoiler] [spoiler]I am weeb confirmed, I know[/spoiler]
-
Roses are red Violets are blue There's one less gorilla In the Cincinnati zoo
-
Roses are red Violets are blue [spoiler][b][i][u]HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE 2[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler] [spoiler]I'll leave now.[/spoiler]
-
Roses are gray Violets are gray Everything is gray Because I am a dog
-
Roses are red lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an our
-
Roses are red violets are blue stop carrying around a box of shoes and put them on you douche
-
Roses are red Violets are violet not f***ing blue
-
Roses are red Violets are purple Who the -blam!- told you they were blue? Dumbass.
-
Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are blue? Violets are violet! Violet is its own color! What are we teaching ourselves!
-
Roses are red Violets are blue One day we'll cruise Down blood gulch avenue.
-
Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the van Or else I'll shoot you
-
[b] [/b]