Give them to me. I need a laugh.
Heres a few:
Roses are red
The grass is greener
Im thinking of you
While touching my wiener
Roses are red
Onions make me cry
Bite the pillow bitch
Im going in dry
Edit 1: 2 more poems!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
No social media
Who the f*ck are you?
Roses are red
Green like the grass
Ill pull my pants down
And put it in your ass
English
#Offtopic
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Roses are red Violets are blue Eat my sweet cock Yes, that's what you'll do.
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Edited by AdorkableMia: 9/28/2016 11:06:41 PMRoses are red, Violets are blue, Why the -blam!- Am I writing this for you?
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Roses are red Violets are blue Asian girl ganged in car part 2
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This is more of a breaking up one I made up: Roses are red, violets are blue, you really thought I would cry over you? I said I loved you, you thought it to be true, well guess what damn playa you got played to.
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Roses are red I have bad grammer Asian kid faints attempting longest yeah boi ever
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Roses are red. Harambe is dead. Texas students can now bring guns to school. "Cocks not Glocks" brings dildos instead. [spoiler]inb4 beanaenae'd[/spoiler]
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Roses are red Violets are blue Let's have sex
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Edited by DINO DELUSIONAL: 9/29/2016 12:04:23 PMRoses are red. Tires are black. You look good. With a knife in your back.
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Edited by Yes: 9/28/2016 11:59:22 PMRoses are Red Violets are Blue Ryuuga, Wagatekiwo, Kurau
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Edited by aDADiction: 9/29/2016 11:48:31 AMExactly
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Roses are red Casuals are filthy To carry you scrubs Ima need tree fitty
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Edited by Splashback77: 9/29/2016 1:45:29 AMRoses are red, Handcuffs are naughty, If you ever left me, They'd never find the body. [spoiler]It's a Yandre thing. Plz no ban.[/spoiler]
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Roses are red Tires are black Why is your chest As flat as your back
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Roses are red Violets are blue There is one less gorilla In the Cincinnati Zoo
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I saw this one on the inside of a stall in my school restroom: ''Roses are red, violets are blue, I can sleep better knowing there's one less gorilla in the Cincinnati Zoo.'' Also, someone wrote: ''Dicks out for Harambe'' at the very end.
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[quote]Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything's black. I need a cleanse.[/quote] [spoiler]If you have a problem with it being Destiny-related, I have you covered: https://img.ifcdn.com/images/54ca3d001af19f6ee947c48ac80ed030b02a8cf91cd13899a369b6890ae2f9bc_1.jpg[/spoiler]
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Roses are red Violets are bue I have a gun Get in the van
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Edited by WarDaddy: 9/29/2016 11:27:16 AMRoses are red Fuq you
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Roses are red Violets suck Well that's too bad Since I'm a rubber duck
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Roses are red violets are blue tesco value chicken curry review
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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave
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Roses are red Trashes are stinky Why is your penis smaller than my pinky
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Voilets are purple Harambe is alive I want $100 The i can do is $25
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Roses are red Violets are blue Gorilla killed after child enters enclosure at Cincinnati Zoo [spoiler]not mine[/spoiler]
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's what they tell me, Because I'm blind.
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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have to use the bathroom [i]eats paper[/i]