Give them to me. I need a laugh.
Heres a few:
Roses are red
The grass is greener
Im thinking of you
While touching my wiener
Roses are red
Onions make me cry
Bite the pillow bitch
Im going in dry
Edit 1: 2 more poems!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
No social media
Who the f*ck are you?
Roses are red
Green like the grass
Ill pull my pants down
And put it in your ass
English
#Offtopic
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Roses are red Violets are Violet If you say otherwise Burn at the stake for disagreeing with me
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Roses are red And violets are blue One day we'll cruise down blood gulch avenue.
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roses and red, violets are blue. you're butthurt now get over it.
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Roses are red, Violets are purple, I forgot what this poem was about, Microwave.
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Roses are red *Burns Rose* F*** you <3
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Violets are blue Roses are red Say your goodbyes, lardass, because you're already deadAAAA
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Edited by Valentine-0-1: 9/29/2016 4:13:18 PMRoses are red I'm slowly dying It's not r@pe If we're both crying
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Edited by spector_1-4: 9/29/2016 3:19:05 PMRoses are red Violets are blue I thought Voldemort was ugly Then I saw you [spoiler]not mine found it on twitter somewhere[/spoiler]
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Edited by Hwood98: 9/29/2016 4:11:54 AMRoses are dead So are you That drink you had Was mixed with glue [spoiler]eh [/spoiler]
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Edited by Gunsmith49: 9/30/2016 3:42:26 AMRoses are red My clothes are red The bed is red Must've slit my wrists again. Roses are red I know a dancer Cyberbully channels are cancer cancer cancer Roses are red I have a big Chong I could kill everyone With my Magnum Dong This is pretty racist, a friend made it[spoiler]roses are red Grass is greener Let's build a wall To keep out the beaners[/spoiler] [spoiler]pls no ban[/spoiler]
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Roses are red Just like a bloodied mop Hi, I'm Rick Harrison And this is my pawn shop
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Roses are red Blood is too DIE DIE DIE
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Roses are red Violets are blue No one cares [spoiler][/spoiler]Yep .-.
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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife So get in the van
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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone type in the chat Alex is a stupid fu[i]c[/i]king .......
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Roses are red Violets are blue There's a negro in my daughter scene 2
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Roses are some what red Violets might be violet I'm in #Offtopic Help!
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Roses are red The weather is sunny, These Harambe memes Are no longer funny. [spoiler]This isn't mine I just thought it was funny.[/spoiler]
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Roses are red Violets are blue Pornhub is down Your Facebook will do. [spoiler]Yes, I watch SovietWomble.[/spoiler]
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Bump 4latr
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Roses are red So is ketchup Eat a corndog
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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm writing an original poem Why don't you too?
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My life is sad. I miss my friends. I hope that I can. See them again.
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[spoiler]Roses are Red[/spoiler] [spoiler]The grass is green[/spoiler] [spoiler]Your the biggest fagit[/spoiler] [spoiler]ive ever seen[/spoiler] [spoiler]Please no ban[/spoiler]
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Roses are red Violets are blue Eat my sweet cock Yes, that's what you'll do.