Give them to me. I need a laugh.
Heres a few:
Roses are red
The grass is greener
Im thinking of you
While touching my wiener
Roses are red
Onions make me cry
Bite the pillow bitch
Im going in dry
Edit 1: 2 more poems!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
No social media
Who the f*ck are you?
Roses are red
Green like the grass
Ill pull my pants down
And put it in your ass
English
#Offtopic
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm planning my revenge On the Cincinnati Zoo.
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Roses are red. Violet's aren't green. Shrek 5 arrives in 2019.
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Roses are red, but they'll all die. Have you ever heard the tragedy Of Darth Plagueis "The Wise"?
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Roses are read My binoculars are blue Your curtains are open I'm watching you
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Roses are red Fall is near The world would be danker If Harambe was here
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http://imgur.com/gallery/gNS3Pmc
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Stalin is red Putin is blue In soviet Russia Poem write you
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Roses are red Violets are blue Pornhub is down Your Facebook will do
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Roses are red Violets are microwaves But a wolf shirt For Wolf Shirt Wednesday [spoiler]The luckiest seven you will ever meet[/spoiler]
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Roses are red I am dead But I came back As a bed [spoiler]The luckiest seven you will ever meet[/spoiler]
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roses are red violets are blue have you seen my son or my priest?
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Roses are red Violets are blue Harambe got shot And so should you Roses are red The grass is greener You are fatter Then old Mrs Dominer! [spoiler] sorry last one sucked [/spoiler]
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Most meaningful one out there
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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Can I stick it into you?
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Roses are red Violets are blue If you want more poems Watch jacksfilms just like I do
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Roses are blue, violets are red, [spoiler][i][b][u]HARAMBE IS NOT DEAD[/u][/b][/i][/spoiler]
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Roses are red™ Insert coin to continue
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[spoiler]Roses are red[/spoiler] [spoiler]Violets are blue[/spoiler] [spoiler]come home to my bed[/spoiler] [spoiler]and I'll -blam!- you[/spoiler]
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My scales are black There's gold on my floor My friends are all dead Because of the race wars.
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Mars is red Terra is blue We live on a [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wupToqz1e2g&spfreload=10]Pale Blue Dot[/url] In a universe sized stew * sips hot choccolate *
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Roses are red Somebody please love me
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Roses are red Your item is blue Your engram was purple Sucks to be you
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Roses are red Money is green Pay me your debt Or I'll rip out your spleen
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Roses are red Violets are blue Pornhub is down Your Facebook will do Roses are red So is blood My dad hit me Roses are red Violets are blue My life would be better If I had never met you
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Edited by TheAlphaPorch: 9/29/2016 1:11:49 PMRoses are red I goddam hate you I'll kick you in the balls Ban hammers x 2
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Roses are red Violets are Violet If you say otherwise Burn at the stake for disagreeing with me