Give them to me. I need a laugh.
Heres a few:
Roses are red
The grass is greener
Im thinking of you
While touching my wiener
Roses are red
Onions make me cry
Bite the pillow bitch
Im going in dry
Edit 1: 2 more poems!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
No social media
Who the f*ck are you?
Roses are red
Green like the grass
Ill pull my pants down
And put it in your ass
English
#Offtopic
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Roses are red Violets are blue Love isn't real Everybody acts only in self interest
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's one less gorilla in the Cincinnati Zoo. #Rip Harambe Roses are red, Violets are blue, Gorilla shot dead at Cincinnati Zoo.
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Roses are red Violets are gay I killed a gorilla That bitch harambe
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Roses are red, Violets are not You live in the back Of the KFC parking lot Roses are red, Violets are not I'll steal yo shoes And I'll -blam!- yo thot Made both of those up myself.
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Edited by mirorox: 9/30/2016 3:02:58 PMRoses are red Violets are blue One day we'll cruise down Blood Gulch Avenue It's red vs red And blue vs blue It's I against I And me against you Violets are blue Roses are red Living like this we were already dead Hop in my car It don't have any doors It's shaped like a cat It land on all fours It's shaped like a puma It drives on all fours Red vs red Blue vs blue Totally mine and original
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Edited by iFatum: 9/30/2016 2:53:34 PMRoses are red Your item is blue Your engram was purple Sucks to be you
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Roses are red Your face is too Hey does this napkin Smell funny to you?
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Roses are red, F[i]u[/i]ck this sh[i]i[/i]t, Poetry sucks.
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Roses are red That much is true Violets are purple Not -blam!-ING blue
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Roses are red Violets are orange Oh shit my garden is on fire HELP!
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*stolen Roses are black Everything is black I can't see Help I'm blind
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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red Oh my god, the garden's on fire!
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Edited by Hawx: 9/30/2016 7:59:01 PMRoses are red Violets are blue As for my love is like a fire Burning for you with a flaming desire [spoiler]I know that one sucked ( -.-)[/spoiler]
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Edited by StudyOfWumbo: 9/30/2016 6:51:56 PMRoses are red Red lights mean stop [spoiler]Im Rick Harrison This is my pawn shop[/spoiler] [spoiler]DAMMIT SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT[/spoiler]
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Roses are red Harambe is dead
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Roses are red, grass is greener, when i think about you, i touch my weiner.
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Roses are red Yoda is green I two hand my lightsaber If you know what I mean.
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Roses are red The sea is blue Come down to R'lyeh I'll mind f*ck you
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The enemy is red My dragon is blue Ryuu-ga, Wa-ga-te-ki-wo, Ku-ra-u.
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Roses are read And violets are blue One day we'll cruise down Blood Gulch Avenue It's red versus red And blue versus blue It's I against I and me against you Violets are blue And roses are red Living like this we were already dead Hop in my car it don't have any doors It's build like a cat It lands on all fours My cars like a puma It drives on all fours Red versus red Blue versus blue _________________________________________ [spoiler]Then one of the few good destiny jokes to happen Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I need a cleanse[/spoiler]
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Roses are red Violets are blue Someday we'll cruise Down blood gulch avenue It's red vs red And blue vs blue It's I against I and me against you Violets are blue Roses are red Living like this we were already dead [spoiler]sorry just had to do that[/spoiler]
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Roses are red Black on yellow Will most certainly Kill a fellow [spoiler]The luckiest seven you will ever meet[/spoiler]
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Edited by xRoyalxbladex: 9/30/2016 11:03:43 AMRoses are red Violence is dark Someone stole my money And he was black
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Roses are red I'm feeling a bit blue Harambe got shot In Cincinnati Zoo
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Roses are red Don't eat that maggot Please comment below Reiner is a _ _ _ _ _ _
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm planning my revenge On the Cincinnati Zoo.