Give them to me. I need a laugh.
Heres a few:
Roses are red
The grass is greener
Im thinking of you
While touching my wiener
Roses are red
Onions make me cry
Bite the pillow bitch
Im going in dry
Edit 1: 2 more poems!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
No social media
Who the f*ck are you?
Roses are red
Green like the grass
Ill pull my pants down
And put it in your ass
English
#Offtopic
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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have to use the bathroom [i]eats paper[/i]
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Roses are red Harambe is dead I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop.
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roses are blue violets are red harambe is not dead :'(
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Roses are red Violets are blue Don't touch my clitoris Or I'm going to sue
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Roses are red Harambe was shot Im rick harrison And this is my pawn shop
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The two you gave were the most amazing things over seen ever
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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van
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Roses are red that part is true Violets are purple not -blaming!- blue Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog
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Roses are red Weed is green I don't need you Oh look a bean
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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad hits me
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Roses are red I'm going to bed
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Roses are red Weed is green I'm moving to California... U know wut -blam!- this shit
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Roses are red They're also pink And also VIOLETS ARE PURPLE!
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Roses are red violets are blue black lives matter sucks and so do you
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Roses are red Violets are blue One day we'll cruise Down blood gulch avenue
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Roses are Red My Band Director is a douche
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Roses are red Violets are blue I see you like Jacksfilms I do too.
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Roses are red Harambe is in heaven Everyone knows Bush did 9/11
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Roses are red i don't like you. bring me some food. or ill eliminate you.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, [spoiler]iloveudeejlovemeplzziloveusomuchplznoticemedeejurmyonetrueloveiloveumorethananythingintheworldifonlyucouldseehowmuchiloveyoudeej[/spoiler]
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Roses are red My name is not Dave This makes no sense Microwave
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm planning my revenge... On the Cincinnati Zoo.
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Roses are red Violet's are blue Im taking a dump Go away
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Edited by kerrick2: 9/28/2016 8:37:46 PMRoses are red Violets are blue Your daughter is pregnant Because she was f[b]u[/b]cking you
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Roses are Red Violets are Blue FilthyFrank speaking Japanese Makes me weak at the knees.
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Edited by The Wizard : 9/28/2016 8:00:27 PMRoses are red Bombs are blue I go boom Like my tomb