Give them to me. I need a laugh.
Heres a few:
Roses are red
The grass is greener
Im thinking of you
While touching my wiener
Roses are red
Onions make me cry
Bite the pillow bitch
Im going in dry
Edit 1: 2 more poems!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
No social media
Who the f*ck are you?
Roses are red
Green like the grass
Ill pull my pants down
And put it in your ass
English
#Offtopic
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Roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, trees are red. I lit your garden on fire.
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Roses are red Violets are blue I like donuts And so do you
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You're welcome.
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Roses are red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone,
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Roses are red Violets are blue I bet your mother Wishes she swallowed you
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You messed with my life, I'll fck yours too.
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I see trees of green Red roses too
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Roses are red Harambe is in heaven Bush had in advance knowledge Of 9/11
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Roses are red Violets are blue My name is rick harrison And this is my pawn shop
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Edited by StarvinSasquatch: 9/29/2016 2:49:04 AMRoses are red Class is in session Hey all my friends [spoiler]I have crippling depression [/spoiler]
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Edited by AstroSloth: 9/29/2016 6:32:29 PMRoses are red Violets are blue A bundle of sticks is a fagot And op is too
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Roses are red There was a fight at the bus stop I'm Rick Harrison And this is my pawn shop
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Roses are red Violets are blue [spoiler]EVERYBODY IN UGANDA KNOWS KUNG FU![/spoiler]
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China is red The u.s. is blue In Soviet Russia Poem write you
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Roses are red Tires are black Why is your chest As flat as your back?
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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are red
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Roses are red Violets are blue Garlic bread Blink-182
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Roses are red Harambe was shot I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop
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Roses are red Violets are blue Harambe wants to jerk off And he just used you
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My favorite will forever be: Roses are red Violets are blue Bad boys bad boys Whatcha gonna do
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Roses are red Violets are blue Alcohol's cheaper Than dinner for two
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Roses are red Harambe was shot I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop [spoiler]Credit goes out to whoever made it.[/spoiler]
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Roses are red Violets are blue Let's fuсk
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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem writes you
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Roses are red And violets are blue. One day we'll cruise down Blood Gulch avenue It's red versus red and blue versus blue It's I against I and me against you Violets are blue, roses are red Living like this we were already dead Hop in my car It don't have any doors It's built like a cat It lands on all fours My car's like a puma It drives on all fours Red versus red Blue versus blue
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Roses are red Violets are blue Love isn't real Everybody acts only in self interest