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Funniest Essays you've ever written/read

So my English teacher last year allowed me to sort through packets of AP Exams where you had to write about who was one person/group you looked up to. Easy right? Apparently not for this person, all he wrote were Chuck Norris jokes, and ended with a simple statement "I look up to Chuck Norris because I am afraid of his beard" How could this be an AP Essay? I have no idea to this day. How about you guys of OffTopic?
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  • I wrote the lyrics to "for whom the bell tolls" and drew a dead tree surrounded by flowers in the rain. This was for one of the essay questions in my ap world history test.

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  • All my essays were offtopic. The only reason I passed was because they were so well written, most people forgot what the forced topic was. Most of my grades were 4 with a few 5, out of 0-5. Most of the people would tell me how hard they laughed when they read my essays.

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  • [quote]So my English teacher last year allowed me to sort through packets of AP Exams where you had to write about who was one person/group you looked up to. Easy right? Apparently not for this person. All he wrote were Chuck Norris jokes, and ended with a simple statement "I look up to Chuck Norris because I am afraid of his beard" How could this be an AP Essay? I have no idea to this day. How about you guys of OffTopic?[/quote]

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