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How to be a professional destiny player
Number 1 - Play on your neighbor's WiFi!
Number 2 - Throw a skip grenade in the opponent's general direction for a free, unavoidable 90% health reduction.
Number 3 - Use the Last Word to jump at your opponent and hold down the trigger. You only need to hip fire and shoot in their general direction to kill them faster than any other weapon by far.
Number 4 - If this fails, just go invisible beforehand and you will win.
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24 RepliesEdited by Vampire Nox: 8/25/2016 8:10:47 PM[u][b]How to be a Professional Destiny Player[/b][/u] 1) Get a Twitch account. 2) Buy Destiny and all DLC's. 3) Stream yourself playing Destiny. 4) While playing; scream incoherently at the TV and/or webcam (but only in castrated-squirrel octaves), taking breaks to unabashedly kiss Bungie's ass (even when the decision's/changes hurt the game). 5) Never say anything bad about Bungie. Always promote them as the "greatest developer ever to grace the Earth", especially when you get "Weasel" mid-stream. 6) Lots more incoherent screaming (at an octave that makes people think that chipmunks are getting murdered somewhere...) while promoting Bungie and your five other Twitch-streaming friends (who also happen to have your same type of Turrette's Syndrome...). 7) Count those moneys. 8) Scream some more (at an even higher pitch), but at the money this time. Edit = fix for phone auto correct
