I found this leaked transcript of a voice-over for a Rise of Iron trailer on a site that probably wasn't Kotaku. Ikora Rey: For many long years we've defended the Last City under the shadow of this giant, dumb, mute orb. We beat up statues. We popped a cap in the Queen's bîtch-ass brother. We made Eris shut up about Oryx. Cayde-6: Someone stole my electric skateboard! Narrator: A new enemy has come to perpetrate vile acts, and it isn't Xbox fanboys salty about their lack of exclusives. Strap in for another exciting Destiny adventure! Prepare for a DLC centred around robots! Exo Stranger: Sweet! Narrator: With absolutely no mention of the Exo Stranger! Become an Iron Lord, the dudes whose names are on your god-roll sniper rifle. Narrator: Rise of Iron will feature 23 new exotics, but Xur will still sell Icebreaker every week until Destiny 2! Rise of Iron will also feature a new arena, because the Prison of Elders never got boring! Ready yourself for a new zone that isn't Europa, Mercury, or the European Dead Zones! Narrator: And we'll give away a major reveal, cause screw spoilers! (Psst: Zavala has a double bladed light saber.) Cayde-6: Guardian, we finally figured out what the Darkness truly is! Ghost: Well, do tell! Cayde-6: It's the network execs who cancelled Firefly! Narrator: Destiny, Rise of Iron. Only 30 dollars. Because you still haven't spent as much on this game as you have on Minecraft merchandise.