The year is 2650. Major Overlord Trump has made another new biosuit to sustain his consciousness while also equipping it with premium brick launching hardpoints and a cement mixer. Later this year, Trump plans to cancel the circulation of Doge Memes in Australia as legal tender as he believes "Oi" should be banned from the current set of words appropriate for use in state authorized memes. Today I quit my job at the "Spongebob Squarepants Museum of Natural History of rel funy joeks amirite?" as a tour guide. I've already had to sell 3 of my rarest Pepes to eat tonight with my family. I have a beautiful wife named Lasharquisha Dynasty Sugar Baby; she sexually identifies as pocket sand and I support her. We both have a child together. We're pretty sure it's a human, but we don't want to species assume. Anonymous saved the day again by stopping the almighty slayer, Twitter from letting it's cronies steal from his own humble servants again. The Memecenter Super Store down the street was burnt down yesterday by a terrorist group who calls themselves "Imgurians". They claim to be working as holy servants and wish to bring memes back to their purist form. They have stated that they plan to shut down all iFunny Cafes within the next three years. A man named 4Chan has supposedly been illegally distributing memes in exchange for something called "Lulz". Bungie hasn't been heard from ever since they found those stashes of pcp under their game designers' desks. Youtube's Police Force just last week assaulted my cousin for humming the first three notes of the One Punch Man theme. Reddit plans to unveil the cure for cancer tomorrow. The #Offtopic forums have literally been discovered to be the source of all evil. No really. They discovered time travel and rewrote the bible to say "And the lord told Adam and Eve to never partake of the forbidden fruit. Eve responded 'challenged accepted'".