A few years back I told my wife I wanted to get her full name tattooed on my body. She couldn't control her excitement. I gave her a pen and paper and told her to write down her full name however she wanted it to be tattooed on me. She asked me where on my body I was getting the said tattoo. I told her on my Penis of course. A couple minutes go by and she hands Me the paper back. I look down and to my surprise she had only written down her initials. I look up and she says " it's the only thing that could fit"...