Oh Handcannon, oh phantom bloom
My bullets lost in to the gloom
E'er I labor to aim for face
E'er my third round lost to space
Such careful placement
So firm of hand
Yet only one of three doth land
In CQB I try and fail
Like Daniel-San driving the nail
In an older, wilder time
The Handcannon was thought divine
But as we end our second year in space
This Smith and Wesson has no place.
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Bumpity bump bump
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Brilliant
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Your a genious
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I like Doritos
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Beautiful.
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Very nice. Best attempt ever to bring hand cannons back to their former glory.
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I always use my vanity, I almost never have ghost bullets
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Edited by Titheon7: 7/22/2016 12:04:42 AMGood poem. Honestly, The Last Word and Eyasluna are the only hand cannons that are viable in pvp. They're actually quite good. The other hand cannons are just bleh. But i think this is just more than a hand cannon issue. From what I've seen, all the gun types kinda suck in pvp with the exception of like 2-4 guns in each catagory. Hand Cannons have Last Word and Eyasluna at their top while the rest suck in pvp. Auto Rifles have Doctrine of Passage as a viable option while the rest kinda suck Pulse Rifles have hawksaw and grasp of malak while most other pulse rifles are kinda meh in pvp. scout rifles have mida and such. the point is, the gun architypes as a whole are all are just lack luster and it's only a very small few weapons in each type that are viable. that's the problem. Don't mean to derail your thread but it's not just hand cannons that have an issue. (I'm a god rolled eyasluna using hand cannon fanatic btw)
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Time and divine dont rhyme.... And its bothering the shit out of me
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Bump 👍🏻
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More of a Colt guy, but still, one of the best posts ever.
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Bump.
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I wept as I read this beautiful piece of art... My her memory us usually fine until I get into a 1v2 situation and I need to send some lead down range, then my bullets disappear.
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away
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Bring it back
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Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
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Edited by iDovahBear: 7/22/2016 1:08:27 PMIt does suck when people ask for buffs, and all the buff ends up doing is a net nerf to actual competitive rolls. Though like someone already pointed out, most weapons suffer from this imbalance issue.
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Nice. That was well done :3
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Thanks we shall continue hoping for the best.
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Space Cowboys FTW
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*When you sing it over O'tannenbaum*
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Edited by MassaJedi: 7/22/2016 1:49:18 AMFan-bloody-tastic! Don't know what tune you wrote that to but oh Christmas tree seems to work Bump!
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I suck at pvp and I can WRECK with the last word
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Love it
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Bumpity bump bump!