There are many reasons why we'll never see Randall the Vandal in the Prison of Elders. Here are just a few of them. Because Randall is the only being Chuck Norris can't take out with a roundhouse kick. He's still in the Cosmodrome because he's killed every Guardian Variks has sent after him. Variks sent a ship to capture him & bring him to the Prison of Elders, Randall sent it back in pieces. Oryx didn't destroy the Queen's fleet, it was Randall lighting one of his farts. A million deaths are not enough for Randall. He's currently approaching two million. The Trials of Osiris were loosely based on Randall's morning work out. The SRL was established to train Guardians in what to do if they ever encounter Randall (drive at full speed in the opposite direction & look out for the fans). Randall has the highest K/D ratio in Destiny. Need proof? His clan is called The Architects! The Hive didn't crack the Moon, it was Randall learning how to skip stones. The Exo Stranger didn't have time to explain because she heard Randall was on his way. Randall owns the only Year 2 Gjallarhorn in Destiny. He uses it to shave. Rasputin deactivated himself because he heard Randall moved in next door. They built a wall around the Last City to keep Randall out. Xur answers to The Nine, The Nine answer to Randall. The massive craters in The Blast & The Rocket Yard were formed when Randall gave the planet a victory teabagging. The Speaker couldn't tell us how the planet got into the state it's in because Randall doesn't like to brag