What do you have for me offtopic? I'm curious.
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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose wife wouldn't let him fuk'it So he reached in his pocket Took out a locket And banged his neighbours daughter all night.
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Roses are red, My name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave. I lied about my name being Dave.
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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He woke up at night With a terrible fright To see that his dream had come true
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Ur mum
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-blam!- Grape [spoiler]*Lenny face*[/spoiler]