This is a parody of the song [b]Pity Party[/b] Did my connections disappear Why'd I invite all my friends to this lobby Tell me why they are everywhere I should let them that I am sorry Maybe I need a new potato I'm lagging, I'm lagging The store's got tons of potatoes I'm lagging, I'm lagging It's my lobby and I'll lag if I want to lag if I want to (lag, lag, lag) I'll lag until everyone screams fu[b][/b]cking shit I'll lag until everyone rage quits It's my lobby and I'll lag if I want to Lag if I want to (lag, lag, lag) I'll lag until everyone screams fu[b][/b]cking shit I'll lag until everyone rage quits Maybe if I had a real router Maybe then I could have a green bar Maybe if I used my neighbor's Internet I could pull off a solid yellow connection Maybe I need a new potato I'm lagging, I'm lagging The store's got tons of potatoes I'm lagging, I'm lagging It's my lobby and I'll lag if I want to lag if I want to (lag, lag, lag) I'll lag until everyone screams fu[b][/b]cking shit I'll lag until everyone rage quits It's my lobby and I'll lag if I want to Lag if I want to (lag, lag, lag) I'll lag until everyone screams fu[b][/b]cking shit I'll lag until everyone rage quits Teleport, I'm here Teleport, I'm there Teleport, I'm here Teleport, I'm there Teleport, I'm here Teleport, I'm there I'm everywhere, lagging It's my lobby and I'll lag if I want to It's my lobby and I'll lag if I want to It's my lobby and I'll lag if I want to lag if I want to (lag, lag, lag) I'll lag until everyone screams fu[b][/b]cking shit I'll lag until everyone rage quits It's my lobby and I'll lag if I want to Lag if I want to (lag, lag, lag) I'll lag until everyone screams fu[b][/b]cking shit I'll lag until everyone rage quits It's my lobby it's it's my lobby It's my lobby it's it's my lobby It's my lobby and I'll lag if I want to Lag if I want to (lag, lag, lag)