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Edited by Shiver:
4/27/2016 5:21:26 AM
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Shower Thoughts
Post your random shower thoughts here!
I'll start
I haven't taken a bath in a while
Did our parents give us middle names so when they yelled at us they sounded more serious
What is glue made out of
I want a pet lion
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Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere was based on real underground communities
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1 ReplyTOO HOT TOO HOT COLD COLD COLD I wonder what a banana is made of Pineapples don't grow on trees Do spiders have parties Why does my hair get darker People are born naked Yet when we shower We are also naked Why don't we shower with clothes The clothes would get wet Why don't we wash towels Why don't birds have smartphones
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"Do you remember when you turned the shower water on to warm and it suddenly turned really hot? That was me Barry! I was that shower!"
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Edited by unknownuserh: 5/2/2016 12:10:23 AMWhat if I get incredibly lucky and score a perfect SAT score? I'm set for life! What if this happens to other people How does international currency work? Can't a country just say 1 of my currency is worth 2 dollars? What's it like to know secret stuff about the government What if I drove up to school in a McClaren
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3 RepliesIf they have double stuffed oreos why isn't there oreos with more cookie than creme? If it's 12:30 PM is it ok to say noon-thirty? Is it weird that two unrelated people can have the same last name? What if they get married and the wife demands the last names be hyphenated?
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Why am I craving those crazy squares What is the meaning of life? Why am I such a bum How many Cheerios are in a Cheerios box If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches
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I'm hard to wake up, so if I die in my sleep, would anyone realize it? Dangit, where's the towel? I wonder how my phone screen hasn't shattered yet... Wrong soap... Have I eaten today? Do ants think we are massive? I bet I could find a better algorithm instead of A=1/2[i]bh[/i] Is Spongebob set after a nuclear war and everyone in the show nuclear mutants?
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1 ReplyCheese has holes The more cheese you have the more holes you have The more holes you have the less cheese you have Therefore, the more cheese you have the less cheese you have
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2 RepliesThe blood in my Asshole will be in my mouth in a few seconds.
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1 ReplyWhy is it called "corn on the cob"? When its naturally on the cob. Shouldn't canned corn be called corn off the cob?
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1 Reply"Do not touch" has got to be one of the scariest things to read in braille Say "no" to drugs. It doesent really matter what you tell drugs becouse if you talk to drugs you are probably taking them Some day someone sill use "I thought i was still in virtual reality" as a criminal defense. Carrot juice is also orange juice.
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Usually I'm planning out how to not be screwed during the day
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I wonder if people shower with slippers on
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5 RepliesHow does glue not stick to the inside of the bottle
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3 RepliesEdited by Riley Rose: 4/30/2016 9:54:31 AMThis thread looks like the amalgamated child of r/showerthoughts and /b/ ...come to think of it the entire subforum pretty much looks like that
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Still want a pet lion [spoiler]this is defiantly not a bump[/spoiler]
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Edited by Madz: 5/1/2016 1:37:57 PMWhat if I just went to school naked. How far could I get? Why are my feet big? I wonder if I can touch the celling... What does shampoo taste like? What if babies could bounce off walls but nobody tried? Do chickens have suicidal thoughts? Can I lick my elbow? Nope... How has it been 25 minutes already? Shoot
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Here is one o just thought of in the shower If you switch bodies with someone, and then you kill your body in the other person's body, is it considered suicide?
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Somewhere there is the world's strongest baby
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I wonder what bald people wash their head with, shampoo or body wash...
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3 RepliesEdited by MurderElf: 4/27/2016 12:32:34 PMi either sing or come up with comebacks to the times someone was rude to me.
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What is wrong with me cheating in school if the job I want involves cheating.
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2 RepliesEdited by Straight Snack: 4/29/2016 5:47:56 PM"Why tha hell am I here when I could be PRAISING THE SUN" \[T]/
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How do I know I'm not in the Matrix?
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Do you think the Queen of England ever had a taco? Did Delilah ever told how it was like in New York City though?
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3 RepliesIf two vegetarians have a fight, is it still a beef?
