"You face tyrant of House Devils... Scourge of the Fallen: [b][u]RANDAL, THE VANDAL!!!"[/u][/b]

There are many reasons why we'll never see Randall the Vandal in the Prison of Elders. Here are just a few of them. Because Randall is the only being Chuck Norris can't take out with a roundhouse kick. He's still in the Cosmodrome because he's killed every Guardian Variks has sent after him. Variks sent a ship to capture him & bring him to the Prison of Elders, Randall sent it back in pieces. Oryx didn't destroy the Queen's fleet, it was Randall lighting one of his farts. A million deaths are not enough for Randall. He's currently approaching two million. The Trials of Osiris were loosely based on Randall's morning work out. The SRL was established to train Guardians in what to do if they ever encounter Randall (drive at full speed in the opposite direction & look out for the fans). Randall has the highest K/D ratio in Destiny. Need proof? His clan is called The Architects! The Hive didn't crack the Moon, it was Randall learning how to skip stones. The Exo Stranger didn't have time to explain because she heard Randall was on his way. Randall owns the only Year 2 Gjallarhorn in Destiny. He uses it to shave. Rasputin deactivated himself because he heard Randall moved in next door. They built a wall around the Last City to keep Randall out. Xur answers to The Nine, The Nine answer to Randall. The massive craters in The Blast & The Rocket Yard were formed when Randall gave the planet a victory teabagging. The Speaker couldn't tell us how the planet got into the state it's in because Randall doesn't like to brag

Who is Randal the Vandal? I haven't played the challenge of elders this week due to school, is he a fallen boss?

Randall deserves to be out roaming the free world, not trapped in a cell

Even better... Randall as "Important Target" during POE

Just imagine Variks...........RANDALL, THE VANDALL!!!!!

A Randal grimoire card I wrote in another topic that I thought I'd post here. Tl;dr - Randals a bad ass [spoiler] Ghost Fragment: Legends 4 Last known Ghost Transmission. //Forgotten Shore, Cosmodrome His cloak flutters in the wind as he watches the sun set from the top of the hill. In the distance, the soft sounds of ballet music drift across the water. I think he likes the music, why else stay as long as we have? As day light wanes, I watch the hunter as he looks down at his revolver, slowly loading one bullet at a time…click……click……click. Next he unshoulders his rifle, and uses the sight to stare at the first twinkling stars on the horizon and the moon that is no longer ours. I had found him in the wild all those years ago, and I knew he was the one I was looking for. He’s one of the six, a lone Coyote in the wilds, hunting…always hunting. The forgotten shore is his now. I told him we should report back to the city to let them know the area was secure. “Just a little longer” was all he replied. It is as if this moment of peace in the quiet dusk needed to be savored, remembered. I stay quiet, not quite understanding, but respecting his wishes. Hours pass, and he remains still as a statue, when the first sounds arrive. Pikes….looks like more Fallen have arrived to challenge the Coyote’s domain. The hunter stands and looks across the ancient wreckage. He spots his prey. In distinct contrast to his stoic vigil, he erupts into action as his rifle appears in his hands in a flash. 3 heartbeats…three trigger pulls…three steaming eruptions of ether. “See my friend? Nothing in the wild is ever secure” He tells me. He walks across the shore to the pikes, observing his carnage with pride. The pride of a predator, who knows his position atop the food chain. Everything he does is deliberate. More minutes pass. Maybe one day, I’ll have spent enough time with him to understand what he is thinking. The hunter finally says “Alright my friend, let’s get ou…….”. He never finishes the sentence. Had I known those would be his final words…. A nearby cave, dregs and shanks come pouring out, followed by a lone vandal. The Titan’s walls could be replaced with fallen skulls this Coyote had made. He does not hesitate. In seconds the dregs and shanks are down and the vandal firmly in his sights. Only a slight pause, and the bullet flies true to its target. In my years with this Coyote, I have seen horrors I care not to remember. I have witnessed hive rituals too terrible to speak. But on this day, I saw what true power meant. One clip, another, then another. Ammo spent, revolver discarded. Ground littered with casings as his rifle issued round after round. Grenades and rockets might as well have been pebbles from the nearby cliffs. In time, only the Coyote's knife remained. The vandal just stared. The hunter did not run. No true guardian would ever flee a vandal. In the end it was his pride that ended the Coyotes’ life. And it was my loyalty to him that would end mine. The vandal looked up at me as he stood over the hunter’s body, chittering softly. He has me in his fist now, and turns my lens towards his face. Moments before I thought I had known what the pride of a predator looked like. I was wrong, I see that now. I see what a real predator looks like as the vandal stares at me. Right before it all goes dark, I hear a faint whisper, maybe the wind, one last distinct sound……[i]Randal[/i] //End Transmission [/spoiler]

FUN FACT: Randal takes 8 Gjallarhorn to go down. Crota takes 2 to bend over. LOL

Spoiler alert Valiks is Randal from the future lol

The next raid. You have to survive 10 minutes in a maze with Randal hunting you.

Because people want to be able to finish PoE in a timely manner.

Some creatures of the fallen stir against the will of the Kell. Randal the Vandal is one such. Long ago, he fomented a rebellion against the Kell. Randal the Vandal failed, and now awaits the "mercy" of the Fallen. Given the chance, he will step up to be a Kell. We cannot allow another Kell to rise!