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3/25/2016 2:02:36 PM
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One day, a man arrives in a town for the night, and decided to take a rest, then go back onto the road. Before he goes to the hotel, he sees the local bar with a sign that reads, "3 challenges for free beer!" He walks into the bar, and asks the bartender what the challenges are. "Well, the first challenge is to drink ghost pepper tequila. The next is to take the loose tooth of an alligator while it's alive. The last is to make a woman have an orgasm that never had one." The man declines, then decides to buy the shots himself. After getting drunk, he approaches the bartender and accepts the challenges. He drinks the bottle of ghost pepper tequila. In a brief time, his face is red, along with tears from the hotness of the drink. He asks where the alligator is, and the bartender points where it is. He goes outside, then the whole bar went silent. You can hear the screams of the man and the roars of the alligator. This goes on for 2 minutes. He soon comes in, blood and scratches every where on his body. Then he asks, [spoiler]"Where's the lady with the loose tooth?"[/spoiler]
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