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Edited by The Ham:
3/4/2016 2:07:32 AM
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Reveal your true self
The Ham would like everyone to stop playing their gimmicks and ways for just a Moment to show their real selves. He will will start....
For starts, Im a 16 year old male. I'm fluent in English and French, and I am taking Calculus. That is in fact a picture of me. I am extremely underweight despite being under the alias of The Ham. By that I mean I'm only 134 pounds. 134 and 6 ft 4. I'm American and proud of it, and I hope to become an engineer. I play Soccer and I'm pretty good at it IMO. I'm quite frankly socially awkward and an introvert. My grades are decent. I have yet to achieve my license and don't plan to anytime soon. I'm fine not being able to drive. For now. My IQ is a fine 132, tested by a phycologist.
Take the time to post an actual selfie of your actual self and reveal your true colors. This is an opportunity for all of us to come out from the shadows and share our traits and personalities. This helped me with stress, and I'm sure it will for you all too.
Edit: http://imgur.com/a/y5sVG Link to proof selfie for those who don't believe that is actually a pic of The Ham.
Edit 2: Made Trending. Shout out to McAllieJoy for fighting through cancer! May you have the best of Luck!
Edit 3: Definitely my most popular thread thus far. There are a lot more teens than expected! A total of 1607 comments and replies, minus 19 of my own!
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2 Replies[i]Hello this is state farm and welcome to Jake. I would like to order a small gluten free pizza at wall mart[/i]
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Hello everyone this is me enjoy
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Let's just say I'm a 21 year old fella in the Marine Corps and can't wait to get out
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Like Arnold Schwarzenegger once said "You're one ugly mother-blam!-er." To my defense, I just woke up. I like reading, taking scenary pics, gaming (obviously), martial art (Haidong Gumdo and basically MMA). Let's see if someone can figure out where I'm from! And guess what ethnicity I have
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Edited by HOOFofFAWNZY: 3/8/2016 11:18:59 AMGimme some love cuties. 😘 https://m.imgur.com/account/Fawndler/images/9pUn2ON [spoiler]JK, I got all the love I need in one cute little deer shaped package *kisses Fawnzy*[/spoiler] Edit: sorry, for still playing up my gimmick but it's honestly my biggest character trait in real life too. Other than that I'm a 19 y/o filthy-casual-console-gamer from Alberta, Canada. I finished high school and am panicking about discovering some valid purpose in life like we all seem to at some point. But to my advantage, I'm incredibly good at pretending to be happy and well adjusted. I'm currently working as a deli-clerk in a supermarket which is alright I guess. I'm trying to recover from depression but not trying very hard I suppose. 😅 That and I need the validation of stranger's attention to alleviate the crushing existential angst that plagues my eventless, purposeless life. 😊
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Me and Draksis bought the same clothes...
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Suk meh
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17 RepliesEdited by Uriel_Slays: 3/4/2016 10:05:11 PMhttp://imgur.com/2T5MnYH Edit: hoping it's finally fixed fml American 21 Male 5'11 (not 6' fml) 190 lb? Love fast cars, my friends, hanging out with them, going out, good food and drinks Ohh yeah I play a lot of destiny lol Former halo player, joined b net for destiny Feel free to AMA Why not a pic of a bad decision while making a bad decision
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Did it work?
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I'm confused I didn't know girls play destiny.
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17 RepliesEdited by MissusMcLovin: 3/3/2016 2:52:51 PMI'm a 33 year old mother of 5, been married 15 years. I own and operate a custom cake bakery, have won multiple competitions and been invited to appear on almost every single cake show that has aired on TV, said no every single time . I have zero interest in being on TV, I'd probably just make a fool of myself anyways. I'm a big dork, always have been, always will be. I game every night with my hubby and 4 out of 5 of our kids play ( the 5th is too young, but she has her own remote , it's just not hooked up) and we all have matching gamer tags. That's about it, not much to reveal. Oh and yeah, I hand painted my Tardis dress, couldn't find a nice quality costume, so I made one myself.
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6 RepliesEdited by Brave: 3/7/2016 10:56:56 PMI'd love to, but nobody would care anyway. >Well since I have nothing better to do... >I'm sick, so I'm home today >Not part of the off topic community so nobody cares >My first and middle name are that of a famous Scottish hero (if you couldn't guess from my username) >I'm about to go off to college, and I live in southeast us >I am an Eagle Scout >I do discus and javelin now. I played baseball for a very long time. As a kid I also did soccer and basketball. >I love video games. I play them far too much for my own good >I'm in ap calc, ap physics, ap English, and gov/Econ. My gpa is around 4.5 or something, and I'm pretty proud of it >I've been to philmont twice, sea base once, summit once, and northern tier once. (All scout stuff) >I'm 6'1" tall, 220 lbs, male >any questions? [spoiler]and as was expected, nobody cared a bit.[/spoiler]
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I'm your average guy
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4 RepliesHey what's up guys? I'm Diego Escajadillo and I am 14 years old. I was born September 28, 2001. I am Hispanic and I also speak a little Spanish (which sucks considering I was fluent when I was a child, ha). Usually I have a fun and silly character, but I can be serious if needed to be. Also very friendly and will have to defend myself if I have to. :p Anyways, I've really only had one girlfriend. Her name was ____ (PM for name if you'd like ha) and she was absolutely one of a kind. Something happened and we ended up going our own ways sadly... Favorite band will probably have to be Metallica. Favorite song will probably be a close tie with "Fade to Black" or "Nothing Else Matters." Favorite color is blue! [spoiler]Any other questions? Let me know![/spoiler] :)
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5 RepliesEdited by A BIG COWPIE: 2/28/2016 6:57:47 PM[b] [/b]
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7 Repliespl0x luv meh
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9 RepliesEdited by qy: 3/4/2016 9:43:47 PMOk I'll bite. Sup, I'm an 18 year old girrrl gaemer *eats controller.* I'm currently a senior in high school. I am 6 feet tall and 130 pounds, as if anyone cares. One fun fact about me is that I recently lost my final bit of hope in humanity because i saw some chick at my school wearing a pepe pin on her backpack. I have a tight-knit group of autistic -blam!- that I call friends. The only one who's not a degenerate is my boyfriend, who i love very dearly, cause he's a pretty cool guy and is also my best friend. The only thing i do with my pathetic life is play video games with my partner and waste my youth browsing internet imageboards. Other than all that, I'm fairly shy around large groups of people and you can commonly see me wearing hoodies and thick layers all the time when I'm in boy mode to hide my chest. I like to think that I open up a lot more when i can trust that you're not an awful human being. Anyway thats me, thanks for reading I guess.
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4 RepliesEdited by Okami Prime: 3/7/2016 3:44:34 PMI'm James Blandford I'm 13 I'm insane And psychotic. No I'm not bullshiting you. And an Anime nerd.
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2 RepliesI'm a 22 year old firefighter in private industry. I have a emt licence and an associates in fire science. No more specifics. I have a reputation to maintain
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2 RepliesThey call me the [i]Ham Handler[/i] My real name is Hugh Gary Rection But you can call me Hugh G. Rection Im 12 I kill niggles in cod 24/7 Destiny is the greatest game Hitler did nothing wrong The kkk truly works for god PC is the worst platform in existence I sexually identify as an Apache helicopter Black lives matter is not getting out of hand I am [u][i][b]not[/b][/i][/u] lying about these things in any way [spoiler]its satire bro[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyMy name is Nico I'm Maori from New Zealand I speak Maori, English and learning Japanese I'm a huge Anime fan (SENPAI) My birthday is 13/5/99 I love teriyaki chicken on rice I'm on my second to last year at highschool My grades are acceptable I want to travel the world with my best friends when I finish school I'm socially awkward but have gotten more mature and expressive I don't play video games anymore :( #skoolpls
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*peels away mask BEKFAST
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2 RepliesEdited by Phantom R34P3R: 3/7/2016 11:59:32 PM[url=https://m.imgur.com/gallery/S9Wog5a]https://m.imgur.com/gallery/S9Wog5a[/url] (I don't really do this kind of thing so I hope it turns out fine) >American >220 pounds >Meh GPA of 2.9 >Huge comic/game nerd >Highly complicated life involving family >Spent 3 years (and counting) chasing after my crush with little to no progress >Highly complicated childhood which, in turn, led to obesity >I'm known to annoy people with a "know it all" type personality, which I agree with somewhat >I really like science and everything involved with science >I was forced into religion which made me question my faith to where I'm at the point to where I have know clue what to believe in now >Would like to do anything in the gaming industry Edit: No hate comments would be appreciated
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I'm a panda and I wipe my own ass
