And honestly I don't mind. Every good movie and book needs a good vilan. Consider me in. I have some rules though. As you vilify conservatives and anti-feminist. As you censor anything but political correctness. Whilst you shit on good values and blame anything anti ISIS as Islamaphobic. I will be your villain. I will be your jocker. But there are some rules I have for when the Movie potrayal of this comes out.
PC culture, you better cast a good actor for me. I don't want some disney child actor shit, no I want prime time I want Clint Eastwood caliber portrayals.
And democrats my character better say nigget at least 3 times a minute. And don't forget my white privilege. Its helped me a lot and it needs a proper shout out.
Now for my death scene I was hoping chuck norris could kick me. Yeah, just kick me. That would be cool.
Oh and OP loves guns and plays violent video games. So I think proper foreshadowing is in order. Oh and I have to -blam!- 5 women. Because as all other men I am inherently a rapist. Three of them have to be hot tho.
Did I mention my looks? Oh yeah, I have to be fat white and a neck beard. A nice full neck beard. With mt dew stains near the chin and dorito crumbs at the base.
Oh and the wage gap is a myth. Umm guns should be in the hands of every legal American... Lets see... Did I build a good enough picture of the guy that will be considered [i]bad[/i] in our kids' history books?
I hope so.
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