The movie theatre in my town is ran by this really old pervert (probably sticks his tongue up the workers asses) I went with my friends and I'm only like a month under 17. Usually the guy isn't there, but he was last night (-blam!-ing douche). So all my friends buy their tickets and he doesn't ask for their ID's. I go to buy mine and he asks for it. Sees I'm not 17 yet. Says I can't go (thinking to myself "who the -blam!- are you, you molesting fingerlicking dockchomper). So we all trade our tickets for Kung Fu Panda (yeah, I know). Unfortunately this -blam!-boi didn't know that literally every person that works there is a friend of mine. So we just snuck in while they covered for us. While walking out, the guy saw us. He asked us if we went to that movie. I apparently got too caught up with my own sadistic sarcasm and told the guy off... I am no longer allowed at that movie theatre, the only one withing 100 miles of me. I really don't -blam!-ing care, I'll just sneak in or go when he isn't there.