Probably jealous your beer is better, girls are hotter, and people are tougher. Seriously everything in Australian wants to kill you.
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Nah! Mate, all the sharks have moved out of the rivers. It's safe to swim there now. Well, I guess it [i]was[/i] safe. The bloody crocs have moved in and taken up the slack! The Brown Snakes are orright. Just have to keep your distance. About ten miles distant!
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Absolutely no way their beer is better, have you try VB? The worst on the planet, fourex is not far behind
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No one drinks that shit over here :) we export it for the rest of you... Especially fosters... Haha
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Dude Fosters is easily the worst beer on the planet earth bar none.
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I know, that's why we send it far far away :)