Yes, it's all true. Obviously I knew there'd be doubters so I provided a censored portion of our conversation as proof of this offer. I can't really disclose all of the details but I'm thinking about taking the offer.
At first I thought "I don't think I'm ready to be a b.net forum slave for bungie," but I figured I'd ask #Offtopic since I love you guys to much. If the majority votes for "Yes" I'll take the offer and become a ninja.
Now here is what I plan to do as a ninja
[b][u]The Plans[/u][/b]
-Ban all users with the letter "t" in their username
-Ban Recon Number 54 for 27 GigaYears
-Ban all Christians and Christian related topics
-Make DTL admit he's cheating on his wife with his wife
-Ban all who do not use "Lmal"
-Unban NoiselessPurse
-Make Lonepaul the overseer of the Offtopic daycare
-Permaban Lenny and doxx Lenny himself
-Randomly carpet ban threads for fun
-Send mythics dick pics cuz why not
-I won't pm Duardo
-Give the phone number's of everyone's mom to bobcast
If you guys have any other suggestions let me know and I'll add them to the list. I suppose I'll give it a full week for everyone to vote!!!
The voting will end on the 13th.
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Damn, even if for some ungodly reason you did become a ninja, you'd be a pathetic one.