So I was filling out a job aplication and it felt like I was trying to find a Trials match.
Must be 18+
Must have experience
Must have own tools
Must carry own weight (up to 50lb)
Must be able to stand for long periods of time
Must have reliable transportation
Must have flawless driving record.
Lol.
Trials Of Ojobless
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#Destiny
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Inv, GT is -your name- 18 Experienced Have 2016 Ford F-150 320 black spindle I Can carry up to 60lbs
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Im a 310 hunter that has powerful weapons but I have done the challenge( I know what to do for the challenge) but not on hard send a invite and I have a mic GT the same
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I got a job and on the day I was supposed to start my car was stolen. T_T lol
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Must have 5+ years experience for an entry level job...
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Application for lighthouse attendant?
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Lol this is pretty funny
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You're lookin to be hired but they won't because you don't have any experience because you're not hired. It's a vicious loop.
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That's always the catch-22. They want to hire someone with experience, but all those people are employed.
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Nerf fusion rifles!
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Must have at least a small loan of a million glimmer. No immigrants. Must have orange hair shader. Must be part of, "Make Bungie Great Again" clan.
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Have you ever been to Prison of Elders? Yes___ No___ If yes, please explain in the box below.
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Must have a horn. Fortunaly I have a horn. King's Horn :)
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Welcome to the real world.
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Did you tell them "can pull my own weight" when they said they weren't interested lol?
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Must have emblem from flawless interview as well.
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Must have a 2.5 job ratio
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As a manager, I will carry anyone through the interview if you sign in to my Twitch.
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Lol bump
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Must go flawless, 9 straight interview wins to obtain job
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Trials of ojobless Made me chuckle
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Edited by BlindLuck: 2/17/2016 9:12:23 AMGot fired after they found out I lied on my resume I don't actually have gjallarhorn Edit: Jesus it's a joke you guys, is it really not obvious?
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It's like kings fall all over again...
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Lol + 1
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+Must have had a job before
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My Trials requirements aren't bad. Please don't get mad at me if I do bad. The end.