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1/30/2016 10:38:29 PM
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I fell in love with a clumsy cleaner...
...She swept me off my feet.
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1 ReplyI fell in love with Treebeard. I shaved myself for him. I followed him everywhere. Loved him more than anything in the world. But then he called me creepy and made me leaf.
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Ba dum tss
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The puns are too much...
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I fell in love with a Ghost, too bad there's now room for love in this war... [i]Vroom Vroom[/i]
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1 ReplyYou know I have this friend who makes bird puns all the time it really irritated me until I realized I toucan play this game
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Some girl tried to date her backpack. The authorities got to her before she tried to have sex with it.
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That's pretty funn*gets sniped*
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3 RepliesI once dated a girl who was a housekeeper at a hotel. Was awesome. I have yet to experience the thrill of getting with that sweeper bot in the tower though...
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2 RepliesYou're a monster.
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2 RepliesThat's fabuloso
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1 ReplyWell, at least you have free bleach.
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Ok that wasn't bad. I'd just heard it before.
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1 ReplyHoly shit. yes. Finally something funny in offtopic.
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Goddammit... *deletes b.net account* *moves to Amish country and swears off technology to avoid puns like this*
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Never punderestimate the power of awkward jokes...
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Edited by Treebeard: 1/31/2016 8:45:28 AM[spoiler]covert bump[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI fell in love with a penniless contorsionist........ she can't make ends meet.
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Ow! My leg! You stink!
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1 ReplyBoo! You suck!
