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Edited by TheAlphaPorch: 4/13/2016 8:36:28 PM
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Actual funny jokes NOW!

[b]Make me sum funny jokes or else you will be "Fired" by sniper Lenny [/b] ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) Here's one What do you call a mans penis on a metal sign? [spoiler]magnet-dick (Mag-net-dick[/spoiler] [spoiler]100 bumps oh cool (replies) 200 bumps Wut? 300 bumps i can't even... 400 bumps Serious? 500 bumps How?! 600 bumps ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 700 bumps for f*** sake 800 bumps How is this trending?! 900?! Bumps?! HOW?! 1000!!!!! HOLY SHIT! 1100! MMMMM 1200! THIS AINT B8 M8! 1300! THIS IS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 1400?! *Furiously faps* [b]1500!!! TRENDING!![/b] 1600... O_O 1700 Determination. 1800, M9 1900! WAT r dos!! 2000. PURE TRENDING 2100! THERES NO END! 2200!! KEEP ON GOIN! 2300... ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ 2400! ALL HAIL POTATO 2500?! LANDMARK REACHED! 2600! CHOO CHOO! [/spoiler] ATTENTION ALL JOKE MAKERS! We have reached a land mark... 2500! As a reward if I see a really funny joke I will put ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ <-----Happy Lenny. Then you can feel good. 🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
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