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1/19/2016 5:24:39 PM
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The most important question of all
What to do when you're out in public and your butthole starts itching?
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Focus your mind and use telekinesis to scratch it. Then realize I don't have telekinesis and cry. Spend a lifetime developing applying telekinesis to humans. Realize what telekinesis actually means. -blam!-... By that time if you didn't lose your itch, see a doctor
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1 ReplyReach right in there, up to the second knuckle, and just scratch that mofo. Make everyone around you really uncomfortable. Because chances are you'll never see them again in your life so why get embarrassed?
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Pull a seat-wiggle
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Play peek-a-boo
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I scratch that little bastard. I'll be damned if social anxiety is going to deprive me of scratching my own arse!
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1. Find a bathroom 2. Inconspicuously sit on something to meet your needs 3. Be shameless 4. Stand in a corner and make it look like you're getting your wallet.
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4 RepliesGo to the bathroom duh
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4 Replies[i] *puts on an antic disposition* [/i] Clench
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1 ReplyWipe your ass better or buy better lube and your asshole won't itch, breh.
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1 ReplyI itch it
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3 RepliesWipe your ass better and if that doesn't work shave off all the hair then whip your ass better
