Sometimes I answer the door naked to scare off people I don't want to talk to.
This is now a cat and mouse game, but who's who!
Wow! Gotta say people, you are some sick individuals, keep it coming, I will try to keep up with the replies!
Wow I'm trending! Keep it up people!
Seems it's time I come knocking on a few of your doors, what will you say! KNOCK KNOCK
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*knock knock*
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https://goo.gl/images/Lvvg7z
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Mah maz!
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I guess if I was naked too I would try and find something to cover my special parts with, before you saw them.
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I would panic and violently gyrate my hips so my wee wee would start to pick up wind to fly away. So I could dickopter my way out of the situation.
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*opens door*
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Gotta catch em all! (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Drop to my knees.
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*opens*
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You're right, I am naked. Raptors don't wear clothes.
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Grab the dick, look at it right in the eye and sing the guille theme at the top of my lung as I begin to thrust my mechanical hand
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Sword fight
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Blake only wears the finest pajamas. No pajamas.
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Did our dicks touch?
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Edited by GoatBoy2407: 1/11/2016 12:36:14 AM421st comment >:)
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Another answering the door naked post from you
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Wait? Are you a grill? If you are, I'll be right over
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Knock knock [spoiler]DESTINY[/spoiler]