Alright, share your best (or worst) haikus. Stick to the traditional layout of syllables per line: 5,7,5.
Bonus points for incorporating flood topics, butts, lasers, and/or cats (it is still the internet).
I'll start:
Friendly reminder
May twenty fourth is the day
Lil Stew found a pup
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How did the song go? I can't remember the tune. Why can't I recall?