Tanks everywhere.
Guided missiles aimed at your fireteam from every angle.
Encircled by elite Psion Flayers.
Menacing elite Phalanxes with spiked shields advance on both sides.
Amidst all this, you hear the bellowing of the massive armored behemoth standing upon the throne of the Cabal's High Command.
"What did that thing just say, Ghost?"
"[i]She says she is Valus Nu' Rath, Glorious Ruiner of Alpha Centari...and we killed her sons...you're aware this is becoming a habit, right?[/i]"
"Hey, her sons started it. I swear, if some Vex elder god gets pissed I killed their 'offspring unit Atheon-101' or whatever, I'm dismantling my Mythoclast..."
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As I recall, you started it by calling them a - ok ok, fine. I started it.
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Edited by Janitor of the Witness: 12/27/2015 9:30:28 PMIt's a good story, which is exactly why it'll never be in game.
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Edited by Sora, Kell of Kells: 12/27/2015 9:27:46 PMWe all totally want a Phalanx boss with like 7 million shields that has spikes and spawns yellow bared centurions and phalanxes with have shields on their shields with oh guess what? [spoiler][i]Another shield[/i][/spoiler]
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I heard you like shields ... So I got you a shield for your shield
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You cannot kill us all... Haha had to because of my gamertag (which it's been for 6+ years now)
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It's too good to actually be the story.
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This. Is. Perfect.
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Beautiful.
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Yassss!!
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Yessss!*
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No, YAAASSSSSS!!!
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That sounds golden dude.