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Edited by DAMSELinDISTRESS:
12/12/2015 8:04:13 PM
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How To Prank Boyfriend
Give me some good pranks I can pull on my boyfriend?
* no killing
* no stabbing
We live together. So I have to be very sneaky about this.
*** I found my prank :D
If it turns out right I'll YouTube. He has videos of pranking me on YouTube.
Pay back time!!
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What's the prank?
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Tell him you sucked off a lama. He will be pissed, confused, weirded out, and curious.
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Tell him that you just got word that his parents were in a car crash and didn't make it. As he inevitably breaks down into tears, look him dead in the eyes and start laughing.
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Get pregnant and say it's a prank and show the cameraman. Always works
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1 ReplyAt a restaurant, take one of those little mustard packets. When he goes to the bathroom or something, take the straw out of the drink, and stick one end of it in the mustard packet. Put the mustard packet back in the drink with the straw attached...he'll get a very unpleasant surprise. [spoiler]You could also just fill his cup with salt.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyGive him a good ol' handjob and just as he's about to cum, stab him in the urethra with a rusty fork untill his eyeballs pop out.
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4 RepliesTake him in drive Stop car suddenly Get out and investigate engine Ask him for his help Get a friend to come up behind him, put a good over his face and drag him into car. Have friend put hood on you Have friend drive you to a building and tape significant other to a chair. Have friend take S.O's hood off Have friend fire gun at your head with blanks in it. It'sjustaprankbro.jpg
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37 RepliesGive him a "World's Greatest Dad" mug on Christmas.
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Poke a hole in his condoms
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2 RepliesThis'll get him for sure.
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Just put a sticky note on his windshield that says 'sorry for the damage.' Watch Chaos ensue
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Put flour in his A/C vents in his car and a hidden camera in it. Try to do it right before he leaves
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its just a prank bro
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Make 2 treats. A Caramelized Apple for you, then give him a Caramelized Onion. But make sure yours is the Apple one!
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1 ReplyNext time he's having a bath throw the toaster in with him.
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Break up with him and never return that will get him laughing
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3 RepliesEdited by Mezuka: 12/13/2015 1:47:05 AMMove everything in the house a little to the left Edit: another thing you can do is place things of his in places they usually don't belong
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2 RepliesUnscrew all the doors and make them open the opposite way.
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1. Buy a scary skeleton outfit 2. Spookify the house 3. Make "ooooo" noises and scare him 4. Profit
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7 RepliesBuy gelatin mix from store. Pour mix in toilet bowl. Allow water to turn into gelatin. Laugh when his turds are stuck on top and he has to dig out. Step 2: Buy beef bullion cubes from store. Unscrew shower head Place cube in shower head and reattach. Laugh when he takes a shower and doesn't say anything about the beef flavored water
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Bang another man. And send him the tape, wait a few hours and surprise it was only a prank.
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2 RepliesEdited by Kohaku Koi: 12/13/2015 10:09:09 PMJust show him those awful eyebrows of yours. Edit: awful cute
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7 RepliesEdited by ATP: 12/11/2015 3:20:47 PMSell His Sole. EDIT: It appears people don't understand that that is part of a shoe.
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Hang him from a ceiling fan in a very large room ;)
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Shanking. Burning. Drowning. Paralyzing.
