I'll go first (duh)
One time, I was sitting on the toilet doing the doo doo and a spider came from the ceiling right in front of me, I wasn't even done and I didn't have anything to kill it with so I grabbed a stepping stool and smashed it into the ground and killed it.
Now it's your turn.
Edit: Baby Spiders hatched Inside my ceiling fan and invaded my room, needless to say I slept on the couch that day.
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Edited by Handsome Jack: 4/26/2015 2:17:28 PMHoly crap, I really have to pee and there's this wolf spider in my bathroom that I neglected to kill and the freaking thing stayed in the bathroom all night. I don't have a problem with spiders if they don't directly bother me. So I reach my hand to touch the light switch, and the piece of crap was sitting on the light switch! I have to pee! Get out of here, you have no business here! Is it money you want?! Can I help you?! Edit: I think it's a brown recluse because it only moves in the dark or when I'm not around.