[quote][b]Storm[/b]:
-She's nice and likes flowers. Until you piss her off. Because if that happens, one way or another, the flowers are going up your ass.[/quote]
Sounds like my girlfriend.
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Sounds like most women on their period.
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I don't even know what my girlfriend is like on her period. She has given me [i]that[/i] much mercy.
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Marry her.
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I've tried, twice. Problems keep popping up between her moms and my dad.
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Wait, [b]MOMS[/b] Is this a typo or [b]...[/b]
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No. Her parents are lesbian. They're on of the "if I'm not straight, neither are you" parents.