I'm being 100% serious here. I just found out that some people wipe standing up and my whole worldview has been shattered.
Now I need to find out how common this is and who I can and can't trust.
[b][u]Edit 1[/u][/b]: It seems that the aliens believe they are the majority. Troubling news indeed. There are also a disturbing amount of half breeds among us. So far we have one man on the inside, I won't reveal his identity for safety reasons. He has given us a lot of good information so far. However there is hope. I recently learned that an alien was changed into a human. I'm conducting further research. Stay strong humans.
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#Offtopic
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He's a god damn synth.
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You must be a synth
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Edited by Pink Opia: 12/1/2015 7:29:26 PMThis is actually thought to be a 50/50 split worldwide and its always a shock when people realize there are 2 common ways to whip your ass, best way is to do 2 whips sitting and then 2 more standing then bidet if you have a fancy booty and 1 finishing whip
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Is a half-breed. -blam!-! Where do I vote?
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How to do wipe sitting down?
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I learned the way....
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Welcome to #offtopic, where wiping our ass is the most important thing.
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I do some slav shit stance it work of me
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Crouch. Pull but cheek. Wipe. Wipe wipe wip wipe till nothing appears on the the paper. Get your finger in there a bit. Make sure you got it all. Dont want to get swamp ass later. I cant get that clean sitting down. Sorry. But i guess aliens dont like having shitty underwear
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Crouching while standing on the rim masterrace
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People wipe sitting down? I'm actually being serious.
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I don't
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Why would you stand up and smear the shit between your cheeks? Do you shower every time you take a dump? Or do you walk around all day with dookie busting out of your ass crack? Or do you go through an entire roll of paper trying to clean up the brown disaster zone you've created between you butt cheeks? Is your fat ass really so big that it covers the entire toilet seat and you can reach your own ass? Why would you ever assume that this would be a solution to your current situation?
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How am I suppose to fit my hand in the toilet to wipe my ass? The only opening is covered by my balls.
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This is very important
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The Institute must be much closer than we thought. Those monsters
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Whatever works.
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Ayy lmao?
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Sitting down...
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Edited by Variks: 11/28/2015 2:39:51 AMThere are also these among us
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Ayy lmao
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I am about to flip people wipe standing up
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The results of this poll trouble me.
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